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A hazy pink guava milkshake IPA featuring tropical fruit aromas with a full body and mild sweetness.
- Style: Milkshake IPA
- Special Ingredients: Pink Guava puree, Pineapple, Lactose
- Hops: El Dorado, Citra, Falconers Flight
- Malts: 2 Row, Spelt, Oats
- ABV: 6.8
- Cans are 16 oz., sold in 4 packs
There was a break in, not too long ago, at the "Barley-Hops-Yeast-and-Watergate" (oof) hotel. Spotted by a young Alabama kick return specialist were several people in black pajamas with flashlights reportedly saying "milkshake milkshake milkshake" to each other. Through some top-notch sleuthing, and some help from our informant known as "Big Mug", we have traced the beer back to none other than the President.
At yesterday's press conference the President said: "And I want to say this to the beer drinking audience. I made my mistakes, I have drank macro. But in all my years of beer drinking, I have never had a milkshake IPA - never known the delightful balance of fruit and hop. Never enjoyed the silky softness of Oats and Lactose. And I certainly have never in my life had a War Horse beer made with over 60 pounds of pink guava and pineapple puree that is so tasty it'll make you want to slap Agnew. Because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook. Well, I'm not a crook."
Turns out, he was lying. The beer has been recovered and is now presented to you, effective at noon today.